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OKAY so it starts off with Kurt and Rachel drinking coffee and shit
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and then Sebastian comes out of nowhere
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and hands Rachel
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a nude pic of Finn
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and he threatens them saying that he's gonna post up the pic all over the internet
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if Rachel doesn't drop out from Regionals
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Everyone's all like holy shit wtf
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meanwhile
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Everyone's all fucking pissed off
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Rachel's like "WHO CARES ABOUT THE PICTURES. IT'S ALL ABOUT WINNING"
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Then Finn's like "WHAT!? FUCK YOU RACHEL *Walks away*"
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Then Blaine sings a song in the theater to ease the stress
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and while he's singing that song
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it shows David Karofsky at his own high school
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walking slowly into the boy's locker room
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and then the guys are all ganging up behind him
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and he stops and just stares into the distance
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and his locker has "FAG" written on it
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and everyone basically picks on David and he runs away
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goes home
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he's walking back and forth in his room
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crying
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and then he takes a belt
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and a chair..
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and he... hangs himself.
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then after commercial break,
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some of the teachers are in Principal Figgins' office
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talking about what happened to David
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and how his father found him just in time
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David hung himself unconscious but his father was able to save him and get him to the hospital.
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so everyone's all stressed out about what's going on
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Will gives Rory some peanut butter because he never tried it before
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and then it's because Will wants everyone to think about what they want the most in life
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what is their biggest goal at the moment?
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and so each one goes around talking about their goals
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Puck wants to graduate, Mercedes wants to see Finn and Rachel's children (Rachel is NOT pregnant), etc etc etc
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and Rory's all like "I WANNA WIN REGIONALS" and everyone's all like WEEEEEEE
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IN THE MEANTIME
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SUE SYLVESTER is pregnantttt
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you don't know who the father is
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but holy fuck she is pregnant
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and she goes through some emotional changes
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asks uhhh
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Quinn for advice
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and Quinn wants to go back to the Cheerios
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and Sue's like "LOL NAW BITCH"
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MEANWHILEEE
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Santana, Kurt, Rachel, and uhhh Blaine
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pay Sebastian a visit
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and suddenly
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Sebastian feels different
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and he's not making fun of them anymore
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he called off the threats
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because David's... incident directly affected him
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because it goes to a short flashback of Sebastian offending David
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and Sebastian felt really bad
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and he just wants to compete against the New Directions fair and square
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SOOOO REGIONALS PERFORMANCESSSS
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Warblers sing their shit
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some random ghetto group sings the first 5 seconds of their shit LOL
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New Directions sings their shit
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it was good shit. LOL
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New Directions won first placee
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Everyone's all happy and shit
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and suddenly Finn and Rachel are like
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WE'RE GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW!
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and everyone's like
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........... Wut.
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.... Okay yeah we'll support you... I guess .___.
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QUINNN goes back to Sue
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and Sue's all like
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QUINN, YOU INSPIRE ME
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and Quinn's all like "Awww thankss"
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(of course the episode is way more sentimental than this, but you get the idea)
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and Sue invites her back on the Cheerios
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and she goes up to rachel and she's like
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I'M BACK ON THE CHEERIOS! 8D
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And yesss I guess I'll go to your wedding~~~
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And Rachel's like YAYYY
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MEANWHILEEE
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Kurt pays David a visit in the hospital
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DAVID IS ALIVEEE
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and Kurt starts tearing up a bit
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and he's really happy that David is alive
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and... oh god I teared up at this part
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David talked about how he regretted picking on Kurt
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he couldn't believe how Kurt could tolerate the bullying for months
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while David could only tolerate it for a week
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and he's alive and all but his friends don't accept him anymore
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his mom thinks he has a disease
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and he just breaks down
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and then Kurt says "I'll still be your friend"
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and David smiles
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and it's just a really.. nice moment..
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SO IN THE ENDDD
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It's wedding timeee
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Finn and Rachel are all ready and shit
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the bridesmaids are all like IDGAFFFFF
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Finn and Rachel's parents are like
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THIS SHIT IS FUCKED UP
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WE NEED A PLAN TO STOP THEM
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one of Rachel's dads was like I'LL FAKE A SEIZURE
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and they were all like
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WHEN THEY ASK IF ANYONE "OBJECTS"
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WE ALL SAY "I OBJECT"
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WE DISTRACT EVERYONE
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TAKE FINN AWAY
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KIDNAP RACHEL AND DRIVE HER AWAY
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Something like that LOL
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In the mean time
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everyone's waiting on Quinn
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they're all like WHERE THE FUCK IS QUINN?
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Quinn's driving and texting
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and the episode is called "On the Way"
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and those were the last words that Quinn texted
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... before she got into a car crash.
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That dumb bitch.
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ANDDDD that's what you missed on *GLEE*
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... to be continued April 10th.